poopcrotch

A purple and green weed that grows on the ground near your mailbox or curb.

poopcrotch is known for bringing luck when put in your pants.

Because poopcrotch is in season, I picked some from around my mailbox and put it in my pants for luck.

by ebesoul September 26, 2007

Poopcrotch

A low laying plant that has red stems and green leaves that primarly grows by mailboxes along the side of the road.

Poopcrotch is a multi-purposed plant that to date has been used within chili, smoked, and weaved together to produce rope. Additional uses for Poopcrotch are still being discovered.

by Sentry September 29, 2007

porncrotch

Hairless genitals, smoothed by means of waxing, shaving, electrolysis, or otherwise.

"...she'd just come back from the waxing salon, so I got to go down on a total porncrotch last night."

by Moz. April 4, 2008

poopcooch

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

by LS-Train July 6, 2004

poopsnotch

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler

i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.

by babysnakes May 9, 2007

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

by redbomber0 October 12, 2005