porncrotch 

Hairless genitals, smoothed by means of waxing, shaving, electrolysis, or otherwise.

"...she'd just come back from the waxing salon, so I got to go down on a total porncrotch last night."

porncrotch by Moz. April 4, 2008

poopcrotch 

A purple and green weed that grows on the ground near your mailbox or curb.

poopcrotch is known for bringing luck when put in your pants.

Because poopcrotch is in season, I picked some from around my mailbox and put it in my pants for luck.

poopcrotch by ebesoul September 26, 2007

Poopcrotch 

A low laying plant that has red stems and green leaves that primarly grows by mailboxes along the side of the road.

Poopcrotch is a multi-purposed plant that to date has been used within chili, smoked, and weaved together to produce rope. Additional uses for Poopcrotch are still being discovered.

Poopcrotch by Sentry September 29, 2007

procrotchtination 

Avoiding the crotch for as long as possible.

Becky doesn't want to have sex with her boyfriend. She is enacting procrotchtination.

procrotchtination by Butts. October 13, 2016