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Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.
Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!
Poopscotch by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff
Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!
poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poopycouch 

A sofa or couch that has doo-doo under its cushoin cause the person in line for the bathroom REALLY had to go; normally friends couches, and couches at parties
Bob:dude whats that smell?
Sydney: are you sitting on the couch?
Bob: YA
Sydney: ughhh! well last night at my party some one took a little fart-dragon under the cushion of my couch.
Bob: man Sydney, someone gave you a major poopycouch

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.
Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.
Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

poop scotch 

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
poop scotch by samstown1 May 9, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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