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poopballs

similar to dangle berries. larger, and heavier. teabagging out the back end.

Also used as a sweet shirt slogan in The whitest kids u know classroom sketch.
Hey kid!

What're you doing?

hittin this building with a hammer

YOU CAN"T DO THAT!

yes i can, my parents are dead.

(continues to wear poopballs shirt)
by P B November 5, 2007
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Poopball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"
by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
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Poopballz

When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.
"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"
by P00PBALLZ July 1, 2008
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poopyballs

The end result of standing up after dropping a deuce, and wiping improperly wiping back from the cornhole towards the balls.
John got a mean case of poopyballs due to his improper technique.
by Justin Matsui March 27, 2008
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Poopalleting

The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.
Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.
by Pissexcellence August 1, 2014
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pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.
Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!
by I feel beasty June 17, 2009
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Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.
Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.
by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021
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