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When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.
"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"
Poopballz by P00PBALLZ July 1, 2008
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Poopball 

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"
Poopball by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021

poopyballs 

The end result of standing up after dropping a deuce, and wiping improperly wiping back from the cornhole towards the balls.
John got a mean case of poopyballs due to his improper technique.
poopyballs by Justin Matsui March 27, 2008

poopalazooka 

Poopalazooka can basically mean anything. When you want to swear you can say poopalazooka instead. When you wanna trash talk someone you can call them a poopalazooka and they won’t know what your saying about them. Poopalazooka can be used for anything. It is just a word that is used to replace a word you don’t wanna use. It can even be used in a good way, like talking about your crush or complimenting someone👀
Oh fu- I mean oh poopalazooka😃
poopalazooka by CHIWAWA TRENTA January 25, 2021

Poopalleting 

The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.
Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.
When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.
Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!
pooball by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

poopalizzy 

1. Usually used to describe a tacky old lesbian who

a. is generally in a state of bewilderment, nerdish/or wobry

b. has stocky proportions, and is constantly talking to an imaginary audience

c. has a kinky interest in feces and flatulence and rubber aprons
I dp not understand why my friends call me a poopalizzy, just because I fart while talking with another person's stolen conscience - MEH!
poopalizzy by Conny McCunnley April 23, 2008