poopyballs

The end result of standing up after dropping a deuce, and wiping improperly wiping back from the cornhole towards the balls.

John got a mean case of poopyballs due to his improper technique.

by Justin Matsui March 27, 2008

Poopball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"

by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021

Poopballz

When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.

"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"

by P00PBALLZ July 1, 2008

poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

poopballs

similar to dangle berries. larger, and heavier. teabagging out the back end.

Also used as a sweet shirt slogan in The whitest kids u know classroom sketch.

Hey kid!

What're you doing?

hittin this building with a hammer

YOU CAN"T DO THAT!

yes i can, my parents are dead.

(continues to wear poopballs shirt)

by P B November 5, 2007

molotov poopball

Toliet paper with shit on it, lit on fire then thrown over stall wall.

The molotov poopball hit me in the face now I have no eyebrows and pinkeye.

by Dirtyg September 21, 2017

Pooballs

A nickname given to a person who can party all night and does some of the most fucked up things you can think of. Pooballers can drink more then any other person at the party. They do the most insane drugs yet are not addicted.

"Hey want to go to town?"

"You won't be able too, Pooballs puffed them all down."

"Stupid fucking spooks ate all the BBQ chicken!"

by SPK801 June 18, 2009