Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"
When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.
"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"
Hey, congratulations! You spelled probably wrong. But that's okay, the correct spelling is P R O B A B L Y. If you are having a hard time remembering it, I remember words in chunks. Probably is pro and bably in my brain.
"That's probally true."
"Hey, did you just spell probably wrong?"
"Yeah, stupid autocorrect."
What do you mean? We are having this conversation in person!"
The act of licking a malebutthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.
Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.