poop snaps

another way of saying fuck.

Girl 1: did you do the homework?
Girl 2: Poop snaps i forgot

by blahblahblahpoop October 15, 2009

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Poop Snap

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.

"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"

by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008

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poop shnaps

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.

Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

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When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).

I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.

by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012

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Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008

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