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Poop Snap 

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.
"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"
Poop Snap by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008

poop shnaps 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.
poop shnaps by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

snap crackle poop 

When somebody sits on the john and begins with some snaps, crackles, and finally some poop. The sound is similar to that familiar breakfast cereal we all know, but after the snap and crackle you get poop instead of pop (the poop is usually preceded by a grunt and followed by a sigh).
I walked into the bathroom at work and thought somebody was eating rice krispy's, but then I realized it was just a snap crackle poop.
snap crackle poop by Mosh1200 November 14, 2012

Snap, Crackle, Poop 

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
Snap, Crackle, Poop by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008

Poopsnap 

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.
Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."
Poopsnap by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014

poopsnausage 

When you have anal sex and pull out you have poop on your penis. POOPSNAUSAGE
I was having butt sex with this girl when I pulled out their was poop on my dick. It is a poopsnausage
poopsnausage by M8 and 7M June 30, 2017