Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.

8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."

by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008

Wheaties

really good weed

Man, let's go get some wheaties!

by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009

wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

wheaty

the rough texture of a penis

His penis felt wheaty.

by Q&C May 13, 2005

Wheaty

Pronounced wee-T.

1. A slanderous word used to describe brown people in the same way that nigger was used to describe black people.

2. Also, a very crumbly cracker.

Amanda "Did. You see that brown man asking for stuff?"
Jason "Yeah! What a wheaty."

by Jamandason September 9, 2014

wheaty

the rough and grainy texture of a penis

"His penis felt very wheaty."

by Q&C February 22, 2005

wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015