Poopsnap

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.

Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."

by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014

Poopnap

poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"

"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"

by thatmandb April 29, 2010

Poopsnip

A word that Yomith says a lot.

Yomith: What do you call a poopsnip?
Person: I don't know, what?
Yomith: Tawfiq

by Your pseudonymYour pseudonymYo November 23, 2020

poopslap

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Poopscapade

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.

by M&Attack April 11, 2010

poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopscape

When your whole house smells like farts

Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!

by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018