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Poopsnap 

Taking a selfie with Snapchat whilst sitting on the toilet.
Friend 1: "Did you get Josh's poopsnap this morning?"
Friend 2: "Bro, Poopsnapping is so 2013..."
Poopsnap by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014
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poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010
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Poopsnip 

A word that Yomith says a lot.
Yomith: What do you call a poopsnip?
Person: I don't know, what?
Yomith: Tawfiq

poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.
Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!
poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Poopscapade 

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.
after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.
Poopscapade by M&Attack April 11, 2010

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopscape 

When your whole house smells like farts
Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!
Poopscape by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018
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