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Poop on me and lick it off 

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

Poop on me and lick it off 

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.
I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

Let me poop on it 

1. When a difficult decision, that may or may not be important reveals it self, and is abruptly followed by the sudden urge to poop.

2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.
"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."

"Hows the Johnson account going?"

"Not well, I should poop on it."
Let me poop on it by jickers October 30, 2011

for me to poop on 

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)
good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
FOR ME TO POOP ON! by earpuller December 28, 2005

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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