40 definitions by Mike Truitt

devil's bones

The worst damn kind of bones there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

jealous

The act of wanting something that someone else has

"what now bitch" clearly is jealous of most people due to the fact that they have an IQ greater than their age.

by Mike Truitt June 12, 2003

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 17, 2003

propaganda

When a government says one thing to intentionally get the public to believe something that is mostly lies.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

by Mike Truitt June 19, 2003

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 17, 2003

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 7, 2003

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003