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poonsetta 

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.
did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!
poonsetta by jacken ape May 11, 2009
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poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.
poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009
Related Words
"Damn, all Sam does is poonyetah with Fujii's picture.."
poonyetah by Jupi February 8, 2003

poonstang 

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.
Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!
poonstang by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.
After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.
poonstache by Jamed January 11, 2009

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.
I just sharted in his Poonstache.
Poonstache by Simonius January 8, 2006

Redneck Poinsettia 

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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