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The act of FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPing.
OMG! Sam likes teh poonyetah more than teh buttsecks!!!!111
It's not like I'm just gonna go run off into the woods and poonyetah madly or something. -The Aux-man
Poonyetah by Shime August 7, 2003
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The process of self pleasuring, also reffered to as wacking off.
Dude, Sam poonyetah's to his hentai so much, he can't walk straight anymore!
Poonyetah by Shadow January 11, 2003
That hentai makes me went to poonyetah.
Poonyetah by Shadow December 24, 2002
Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.

Poonyatang 

I tried to fuck Sarah last light but I couldn't get my cock in her poonyatang.
Poonyatang by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009
Poontah is rough buttsex/anal sex.
cheif: you have the choice between Poontah or Death!

Me: hmm then death

chief: he chooses death...

Me: whew...

chief: BY POONTAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OWAAA

Me: O_o
Poontah by Westermark October 1, 2011