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poinsetta 

When a white girl sits on a Mexican's face on Christmas Eve.
Amy gave me a poinsetta for Christmas.
poinsetta by ponch June 1, 2013

Poinsetta 

Poinsetta is so kind. She has a personality that will never be found in anyone else. Once your friends with her, you become a cool kid.
Look it’s Poinsetta.
Poinsetta by Poinsetta November 22, 2021

poonsetta 

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.
did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!
poonsetta by jacken ape May 11, 2009

poinsexter 

POINSEXTER- A geek who texts pictures of his/her privates.
A poindexter who indulges in sexting is a 'poinsexter'.

Hey, that guy with the thick glasses and sweater vest just put his phone down his pants.
Oh no-he is a poinsexter!
poinsexter by 2 old 4 this March 27, 2013

pointsettia 

Noun: A female of visible African decent, particularly one with multi- and or brightly colored extensions.
Look at pointsettia. Them red braids is in full bloom.
pointsettia by MtGn April 23, 2008

Redneck Poinsettia 

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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