fujii
Fujii, you goat bookaer.
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Dylan Fujii by Wonton2468 October 21, 2020
Chihiro fujisaki
Your new lord and master for all of eternity. He is the greatest thing to ever exist and he should be elected president. You should love him, and if you don't, you shall die.
Chihiro fujisaki by PoopFacePoopManPoopHead294702 November 28, 2020
Fujisaki Scale
The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.
Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.
Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge
Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?
Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge
Fujisaki Scale by RayRoy Strickland January 20, 2013
Fujimora Pantsu
Fujimora Pantsu by fujimora pantsu February 7, 2012
Fujiwara Bunta
An old man who wears a pink polo shirt with a right front pocket with khaki pants and sandals. Smokes about every five minutes. Drives a AE86 Trueno(1988 Apex Corolla) or a Subaru WRX Type R.
Hey Bunta! Get two hands on the wheel! We're tackling a corner! I don't care if you need to smoke! We're going over 100 km/h. Aaahhhhhhhh.
Fujiwara Bunta by Toan October 20, 2003
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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