Phonnetta

Noun. Pimpdaddy monkey ch-pimp MacDaddy Bitchnizzle. Synonymous with Pimp, MacDaddy, Highroller, Bitchnizzle, etc.

Man, that guy is such a phonnetta, he got all the hoes!

by Master Sean & Ryan June 17, 2007

poonsetta

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.

did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!

by jacken ape May 11, 2009

Phonetard

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonetarded

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

phonetard

Noun: A person behaving abnormally, usually delayed or causing delay, due to cell phone use.

Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.

We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.

Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)

by geekboysteves January 24, 2010

phonetrace.org

A quality phone tracing website.

Random: Have you seen phonetrace.org?
2bad : Yeah, I go to it all the time.

by Ben W November 4, 2007