poonette 

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

poonette by diplod April 20, 2007

Poonette 

Someone with brunette hair, that happens to be the colour of poo.

That poonette girl over there

Poonette by Sa0765 October 2, 2022

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Poolette 

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011

Poopette 

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

Poopette by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

Russian poolette by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

Russian Poolette by yousee June 9, 2018