poonphoon

Similar to a typhoon, except instead of strong winds..you are surrounded by poon

hey man last night was epic.it was a poonphoon fo sho

by 40cent_worthless August 30, 2009

Poonytoons

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.

1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?

by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poonhoundary

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.

Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.

by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

poonhound

Person who cannot get enough "PoonTang"

Mr. Gage sure is a PoonHound.

by jeffmeister2005 July 16, 2006

Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012