Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012

Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.

Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.

by Salviprincess June 2, 2017

Poontoon

A pontoon boat boat full of fat chicks.

Poontoons are usually pulled to the lakes by a piece of crap Ford F-150. All jacked up to make up for a small dick.

Look at Matt driving that faggot truck trying to back that poontoon full of fat girls in the water.

by Littledickleeroy August 7, 2017

Poontoon

the colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really been into poontoons lately.”

“That’s cool. I prefer the real thing though.”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

poontoon

always the password dawg

1: what's the pass?
2: Poontoon.

by in4m8ion May 30, 2008

poontoon

another word for an awesome porno

My girlfriend hates when i watch them poontoons!

by DTWN March 26, 2008