poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

by philbad May 31, 2005

POONGOON

An elite Fantasy Football team in a league of turds. Known for impeccable trades, acquisitions, and their constant presence at the top of the standings. Name originates from thugs or "goons" who slam hot chick poon.

Damn, the POONGOONS won again.

by Dizzlenodrop November 9, 2014

poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 26, 2009

Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

by AA01 April 19, 2012

mama poonpoon

Your moms special area

Shut the fuck up you mama poonpoon

by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.

Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.

by Salviprincess June 2, 2017