Poophoon

When someone goes to the toilet for a number 2 and spends a long time in there, the smell marinates so that when they open the door, a poophoon engulfs the corridors and the surrounding victims.

For some unknown reason, the person who caused the poophoon is immune to it's effects.

Kim just came out of the toilet and let loose a poophoon upon us.

Poophoon by x2i August 16, 2012

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Poopoon

To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.

Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.

Poopoon by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011

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Poopoonoodlesex

poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.

Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."

Poopoonoodlesex by Snokone January 11, 2008

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Poophoop

(Noun) - A team-effort act of defecation in which one party sits on a toilet, while another party sits on the initial party's lap and defecates through their legs - resembling the act of shooting a basketball through a hoop.

Friend: "Congratulations on your husband being named MVP."
Vanessa: "Thanks! I made sure Kobe practiced day and night. We even played poophoop."
Friend: "Yaasss!"

Poophoop by laquanya October 23, 2012