poonacy

That special brand of crazy that can only be incited by a woman, particularly after a bad break-up.

A clear victim of poonacy, in a fit of rage, Officer Bieger fired several rounds from his service revolver into his ex's patrol car.

by PlayThatFunkyMusic November 15, 2011

poonacy

Crazy for the vagina

"after jerry got a lap dance he caught a bad case of the poonacy"

by jeff lange August 7, 2003

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

by slopass December 12, 2003

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009

poonany

Female genetalia

'dat gyarl have a stinky poonany

by Schmeg McDuff January 30, 2003

granny poonany

When one has sexual intercourse with a shrivled female over the age 75.

I just got a sweet piece of granny poonany from your grandmother.

by JesseCherry July 14, 2005