Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

poonicorn

someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn

God you peoples are hellsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.

by Erik and Clayton March 25, 2004

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020

Goonicorn

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011