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I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
by King Benny October 21, 2008
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The Poo-nicorn is a mysterious creature from the magical world of Poo-nicornicopia.

The true origin of these creatures still remains a mystery, but what we do know is that they are
vital to the survival of their land. All Poo-nicorns have powers that allow the world to thrive.

Surrounded by strange and unknown lands, they must explore and find more of their kind to help

bring balance to the world.

The Poo-nicorn adventures will focus on the environment, friendship, humor and fun, fantasy and imagination,caring and sharing, as well as creative problem solving.
I love my Poo-nicorn! A Poo-nicorn is a magical creature. Poo-nicorn toys are for sale at retail.
by FUN2PLAY June 15, 2017
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A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.
Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.
by Lindsey Gice October 04, 2007
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A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.
I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!
by djzoos May 03, 2017
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when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn
yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!
by noobies1705 May 15, 2008
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someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn
God you peoples are hellsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.
by Erik and Clayton March 25, 2004
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