poontackle 

to rape old women.

Jeff Henry is a poontackler. He likes the smell of old granny's coozjuice

poontackle by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints June 16, 2004

poontackle 

To viciously tackle an unsuspencting female and wrestle her to the ground (if you didnt tackle her in the first place) and rape the shit out of her helpless vagina.

OH shit! Tim straight poontackled that bitch

poontackle by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004

poontackle 

The act of tackling poon. To tackle or 'take down' a poon. Ongoings after tackling may vary from tackler to tackler, however usual results are sexual in nature.

oh snap... he poontackled her hard core.

poontackle by hoganarf November 8, 2007

poontacular 

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.

Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.

poontacular by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

poontangle 

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

poontangle by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

Poontangled 

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003