poontackle
poontackle by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints June 16, 2004
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poontackle
To viciously tackle an unsuspencting female and wrestle her to the ground (if you didnt tackle her in the first place) and rape the shit out of her helpless vagina.
poontackle by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004
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poontackle • poontacker • Poon Tickler • Poop tackle • poontangle • poontangler • poontucket • poonickles • poonspackler • Poontaaken
poontackle
The act of tackling poon. To tackle or 'take down' a poon. Ongoings after tackling may vary from tackler to tackler, however usual results are sexual in nature.
poontackle by hoganarf November 8, 2007
poontacular
An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.
poontacular by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006
poontangle
poontangle by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009
Poontangled
Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019
poontanker
1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003
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