poomyster

1. a cute baby that poops a lot
2. refering to ones significant other

1.ah look at that cute little poomyster
2. I miss my poomyster I haven't seen him/her all day.

by Dee December 28, 2004

promasterbate

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

by Pookster July 31, 2003

poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010