poomyster

1. a cute baby that poops a lot
2. refering to ones significant other

1.ah look at that cute little poomyster
2. I miss my poomyster I haven't seen him/her all day.

poomyster by Dee December 28, 2004

promasterbate 

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster 

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

Pookster by Pookster July 31, 2003

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poosaster 

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

Poosaster by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010