poomor
poomor by Mel Torment January 27, 2008
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Pooportunity
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016
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poomor • Poomori • poo mortem • poomer • poomergency • poomerang • pooporn • poomouth • pooworm • Pomorie
promortalism
Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.
promortalism by Promortalist June 11, 2018
Promorexia
An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.
Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."
John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."
John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."
Promorexia by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011
poomergency
When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005
poororexia
Being so poor that you cannot afford food. When the dreading horror of tuition bills and beer money overwhelm the finances of the college student that they can no longer afford food. It affects 4 out of 5 college students.
1:"Dude, I heard Bethany became anorexic when she moved away for college."
2:"Yeah man, shits crazy. You know she's so poor from paying all of those tuition bills."
1:"you know I bet she actually has poororexia."
2:"yeah i bet..."
2:"Yeah man, shits crazy. You know she's so poor from paying all of those tuition bills."
1:"you know I bet she actually has poororexia."
2:"yeah i bet..."
poororexia by The dying girls of 227 October 25, 2011
Pomorie
Pomorie by alibabasali December 14, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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