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pooporn 

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***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p
"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"
pooporn by djchrissy August 20, 2004
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Pooportunity

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The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Pooponic Plague 

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The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
Pooponic Plague by chugers April 14, 2009

Poopcorn 

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The process to making poopcorn is very easy.
1.swallow whole popcorn kernels
2.wait until you poop those kernels out
3.pick out the kernels and put them into a popcorn popper
4.enjoy!
Yeah my friend slipped me some poopcorn inside of regular popcorn it was gross.
Poopcorn by Zandros January 3, 2010

Pocporn 

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Pocporn is an alternative way to say "popcorn". They are usually said by people who aren't fluent with the english language. Do not get confused when you hear these miss pronunciations. Other miss pronunciations may include "popporn" or "pocorn".
Tom: Hey Bitch, go make me some pocporn!
Kate: What the hell is pocporn?
Tom: Sorry, i mean popcorn.
Kate: ah ok..sure hunny.
Pocporn by Joe from Malta July 6, 2018

pooportunity

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The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity 

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Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
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