poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 01, 2005

coming attraction

An attractive young girl who will be considered hot...when she's legal.

"That little chick with her parents is definitely a coming attraction."

"Dude, she's like, thirteen."

by monkey_chakra June 01, 2005