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Poomerang 

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
Poomerang by KJ275 August 7, 2012
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poomerang 

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.
In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".
poomerang by David L. Brown March 29, 2008

poomerang 

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement
We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!
poomerang by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006

Poomerang 

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.
Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!
Poomerang by brownsource July 10, 2017

Angry Pomeranian 

Angry Pomeranian is a popular character from the ]shonen manga] and anime "Boko No Hero Academia" also known as; Kacchan, Bakugou, Kirishima's Boyfriend, ]Blasty Boi], Ground zero, Katsuki, and Lord Explosion Murder.
Person 1: Hey I took your recommendation and started watching Bnha,
Person 2: Great, who's your favorite character?
Person 1: Deku is! You?
Person 2: Angry Pomeranian.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You wouldn't get it.

Bang and boomerang 

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.
Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
Bang and boomerang by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends 

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.
Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.
boomerang friends by Limjona November 15, 2016
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