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Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
Pooformance Anxiety by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009
Word of the Day on April 2, 2011
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The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.
After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.
Poo worm by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006

Poopworm 

After a man has fucks a girl in the ass with out a condom, then trys to go pee and poop comes out. Thats a poop worm.
After giving her anal Eddy had a major Poop worm.
Poopworm by Skwinch October 24, 2003
poo worms worms made from poo. Origin of phrase related to the misconception that poo worms are found in oysters contaminated with PSP (Parasitic Shellfish Poisoning).
poo worms i.e. "You are a giant poo worm." i.e.- "Your face is a pooworm."
poo worm by Wally Stumplifter January 14, 2010

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026