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Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
Pooformance Anxiety by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009
Word of the Day on April 2, 2011
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The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.
After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.
Poo worm by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006

Poopworm 

After a man has fucks a girl in the ass with out a condom, then trys to go pee and poop comes out. Thats a poop worm.
After giving her anal Eddy had a major Poop worm.
Poopworm by Skwinch October 24, 2003
poo worms worms made from poo. Origin of phrase related to the misconception that poo worms are found in oysters contaminated with PSP (Parasitic Shellfish Poisoning).
poo worms i.e. "You are a giant poo worm." i.e.- "Your face is a pooworm."
poo worm by Wally Stumplifter January 14, 2010

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026