pooficient

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

by biigsnook July 22, 2016

perficient

The opposite of proficient; being totally inept or unskilled at a given job or task.

He is completely perficient at his job and will probably get fired.

by yellacommon October 9, 2020

proficiency

A high degree or skill

I have a proficiency in painting

by Lougain Ismail November 2, 2017

proficient

Skilled, adept, competent.

He was very proficient in his task.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015

proficiency problem

synonym of skill issue

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me

by hudzell September 7, 2021

certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020