Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

pooficient by biigsnook July 22, 2016

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Pooficiency

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.

Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.

Pooficiency by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024

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Toking Proficient

adj - to be skilled at managing a comfortable level of cannabis relations in life

verb - to partake in such a manner as listed above

Janet's been meditating and working on art really well lately; she appears toking proficient.

Toking Proficient by gollygreen00 July 19, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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