Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

Poo-ficient by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

proficient

Skilled, adept, competent.

He was very proficient in his task.

proficient by Larstait November 15, 2003

pooficiency 

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

pooficiency by poo-minator March 11, 2015

pooficient 

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

pooficient by biigsnook July 22, 2016

Pooficiency 

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.

Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.

Pooficiency by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024

Toking Proficient 

adj - to be skilled at managing a comfortable level of cannabis relations in life

verb - to partake in such a manner as listed above

Janet's been meditating and working on art really well lately; she appears toking proficient.

Toking Proficient by gollygreen00 July 19, 2013