Poober

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

Poober

1. Someone who screams and rages but is weak. 2. A gay meanie pants

Don’t be such poober after dinner Bradley!

by Furry Funky Fetus April 12, 2019

Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.

. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober

by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018

Poober

A slur for non-binary people

They are a poober

by Just a guy 2748 May 18, 2023

Poober

This is a slur against non-binary people. It’s vile, do not use.

That person is for sure a poober.

by Thicc-witch53 May 18, 2023

Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016