poobers

cool, fashionable. a word to describe someone you really appreciate and care about.

"Keqing, I think you're pretty poobers."
"What does that mean?"
"Oh, it's just a word I made up."

by malktgobrr May 28, 2021

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

poopersnaps

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004