252 definitions by Your Mom

amalgamate

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body

I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!

by Your Mom March 23, 2005

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your Mom March 17, 2005

Aned

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

aneros

Device for stimulating a man's prostate gland

by Your Mom June 27, 2003

emohud

the covering of a small faggoty penis.

max: chris, you are very gay
chris: yes, i have an emohud
majella: those are your sisters pants!
katie: i am gay too!! yay

by Your Mom July 29, 2004

facrot

1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid.
2. a moron

As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.

The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.

by Your Mom August 15, 2003

too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.

1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".

by Your Mom January 14, 2005