ponju

A large farm, mostly raising cattle and other livestock.

-lator: a worker of said farm

100% organic pork, straight from a ponju in east sussex

by Zro Limit March 14, 2004

pornjub

Good job. You misspelled pornhub and then you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition as the only search result.

"oh wow I spelled pornhub wrong again! Wait what's this? Someone actually made a definition for pornjub?"

by Mikeology October 28, 2017

Pontus

A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love

Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"

by Penis master art December 12, 2016

ponut

that little round thing in between the buttcheeks of my little pony porn that kind of looks like a donut from what i've seen. it's a term used by bronies to describe a ponies anus.

lvl 5 brony: *fapping* "look at twilights stanking booty hole! mmm i wanna fuck it"
OG brony: stfu kid, it's called a "ponut", use the correct word or we'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga!.

by penis of johnson. November 25, 2022

ponum

A person who can't feel there ass

sorry I cant come to the movies, I got a ponum

by Ponum June 7, 2016

pojundery

Occasionally at the end of a letter or e-mail, one would write "Sincerely" or "With Regards", but oftentimes the author does not want to show any emotion at all ("Sincerely" would show sincerity, et. al.). So, instead of using one of those closing tags, one can use "Pojundery".

Dear Sir,

Please remove your car from my lawn.

Pojundery,
-Mr. Magoo

by Danny A Diaz October 7, 2007

Ponguitoe

Pon-gui-toe is a word used by many to reflect a dog who is on a pogo stick!

Look at Ponguitoe!

OMG ITS PONGUITOE!

Hey your dog is doing the Ponguitoe!

Don't let Anthony see this!

by Ponguito March 28, 2009