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pornjub
Good job. You misspelled pornhub and then you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition as the only search result.
"oh wow I spelled pornhub wrong again! Wait what's this? Someone actually made a definition for pornjub?"
Pontus
A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love
Pontus by Penis master art December 12, 2016
ponut
that little round thing in between the buttcheeks of my little pony porn that kind of looks like a donut from what i've seen. it's a term used by bronies to describe a ponies anus.
lvl 5 brony: *fapping* "look at twilights stanking booty hole! mmm i wanna fuck it"
OG brony: stfu kid, it's called a "ponut", use the correct word or we'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga!.
OG brony: stfu kid, it's called a "ponut", use the correct word or we'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga!.
ponut by penis of johnson. November 25, 2022
pojundery
Occasionally at the end of a letter or e-mail, one would write "Sincerely" or "With Regards", but oftentimes the author does not want to show any emotion at all ("Sincerely" would show sincerity, et. al.). So, instead of using one of those closing tags, one can use "Pojundery".
pojundery by Danny A Diaz October 7, 2007
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