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Poon Juice 

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.
Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.
Poon Juice by BiP0larBear July 28, 2006

Polyjuice Potion 

The magical potion used in Harry Potter to change the physical appearance of one human to another using part of their DNA.

The stuff that dreams are made of. And shapeshifters.
I took some Polyjuice Potion and magically turned into Justin Bieber!" "You can leave now.

Punjuice 

Punjuice by Captain Beef March 13, 2005

Parsi Poon Juice 

Parsi Poon Juice, aka PPJ. Vaginal secretion from certain ethnic women that is rancid...classically described as "more putrid than the dumpster behind a cheap chinese seafood restauraunt."

While its properties have not been fully characterized, it is known to be caustic and may well contain the world's most diverse yet concentrated flora of STDs. It's offensive, corrosive, and just plain old fashioned nasty. Not even NASA could design a safety suit that'll protect you...

While it is unclear where the word originated, it is now quite common in large cities in India as well as in the UK and America.
"I was fooling around with Farrah...man that PPJ (Parsi Poon Juice) burned my nostrils... and a hole right through the sheets! It burns when I pee...and pretty much do anything else. I better go get tested."
Parsi Poon Juice by DMehta August 29, 2007

poonounce 

When you walk into a room and fart loudly to announce your presence.
Well we know Baylee is here.. I could hear her poonounce her arrival from down the hall.
poonounce by Robotninja87 March 18, 2017

Poofjuice 

Like an alcopop, a girly, sweet fizzy alcoholic based drink. With a measured amount of alcohol, usually 4.5%. Not a hard, manly beverage.
What you drinkin tonight?

Probably beer...you?

Think i will stick to drinkin th poofjuice!
Poofjuice by Louiselle January 2, 2009