Ponus
Ponus by Team Carrot November 11, 2013
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ponus by nasty mattress September 23, 2016
Ponus
1. Something that makes an annoying noise for a long period of time.
2. Something you say when playing video games and you get a high score, headshot etc.
2. Something you say when playing video games and you get a high score, headshot etc.
1. That idiot is being such a ponus! He won't shut up!
2. Ponus! I got a tactical nuke playing modern warfare 2!
2. Ponus! I got a tactical nuke playing modern warfare 2!
Ponus by ravensdude June 12, 2010
ponus ridge middle school
Ponus has the most dirty ass bathroom while rodgers international is over there with white boys acting like they are good at sports let me name some Xx7jtacoxX Fakemossyirongollem dummas fatigue ponus look s like a trap house while rodgers lil stupid ass is the queens home
ponus ridge middle school by tanush May 20, 2018
Ponus cake
Ponus cake by roroporo05 September 15, 2022
coffee penus
(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011
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