pondus

Pondus är som ett snaggat huvud, fast ändå inte. Pondus är intenågot som bara kommer till en, man måste göra sig förtjänt utav en pondus.

-"Såg du att Markus hade gått och skaffat pondus?"
-"Ah, han är djävulskt nöjd karln!"

by Herpulez och Getjucket February 8, 2014

mochi pondus

When you go through the motion, like a fish through the ocean

Very kjut very mochi pondus

by hot ninja February 25, 2023

Pontus

A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love

Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"

by Penis master art December 12, 2016

pondscum

Lowest of the lowest form of life, lower than a maggot.

He had not an ounce of respect for women, Pondscum.

by Dooney October 31, 2004

pondulate

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

by Kequan May 15, 2008

kekhat-pondur

A rather unusual way of describing a Chechen musical instrument, but perfectly logical when you consider that the bellows of this instrument are made out of a type of cardboard/plastic composite; a Chechen accordion. "Kekhat" means "paper", and "pondur" or "pondar" means "musical instrument". The Chechen accordion has a bright and loud tone quality and is well-suited to playing rapid, staccato passages.

The "Lovzar" Chechen Dance Ensemble had some very good kekhat-pondur players.

by pentozali February 26, 2009

pontus

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006