ponum

A person who can't feel there ass

sorry I cant come to the movies, I got a ponum

by Ponum June 7, 2016

Bologna ponymen

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard

Is bologna ponymen so hard

by Kingofdick June 18, 2019

Pornumentary

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

Penumbra Black Plague

Possibly the best horror game on the planet working in five hours (unfortunately) of intelligent gameplay and brilliant story accompanied by a feeling of vulnerability as the only thing you can use is the ability to run from the skeletal monsters that _can and will kill you_. Lacking in some texture detail but excelling in every other aspect including but not limited to atmosphere, brilliant soundtrack, admirable voice acting, compelling story, very interactive physics, psychological destruction, and challenging puzzles, this game is simply amazing.

Penumbra Black Plague is the shit man.

by lee wolfgang April 13, 2009

Ponom

A cute kitty cat, small dog or baby. To gain 'ponom' status is quite difficult. Rosie is the ultimate ponom, especially when her pupils are large and in charge. This word was created by Alice and Kathy. It is spreading like wildfire. For the record, rodents can NEVER be ponoms. Never.

Aww look at da ponommmm" "What a ponom yawn!" "Look at that ponom stretch" "... hey ponom.

by CoolPerson1234 July 4, 2010

ponut

that little round thing in between the buttcheeks of my little pony porn that kind of looks like a donut from what i've seen. it's a term used by bronies to describe a ponies anus.

lvl 5 brony: *fapping* "look at twilights stanking booty hole! mmm i wanna fuck it"
OG brony: stfu kid, it's called a "ponut", use the correct word or we'll pop a cap in yo ass nigga!.

by penis of johnson. November 25, 2022

ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.

Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009