pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Pungulate 

To inhale of slurp with great force as seen on an episode of iCarly "iSpace Out."

Pungulate your popsicle.

Pungulate by aksmed March 6, 2010

populate 

To fill in information on a website like linkedin, tumblr, etc.

I have to populate my linkedin, or else nobody is gonna hire me.

populate by 2t2r February 11, 2014

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Pendulite 

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking

My Friend has pendulite.

Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021

Thighler Skully Age Postulate 

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

Thighler Skully Age Postulate by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010