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Pendulite 

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking
My Friend has pendulite.
Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021
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testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.
Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!
(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.
"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"
pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008

pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.
This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.
pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

peedultery 

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.
Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.
peedultery by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Chier une pendule 

Se plaindre exagérément pour pas grand chose, sans réelle raison apparente.
Tu me saoule avec tes blagues pas drôle là, je rentre chez moi!
— Oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.
Chier une pendule by LeBen October 22, 2013

Chier une pendule 

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.
"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"
Chier une pendule by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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