Pendulite 

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking

My Friend has pendulite.

Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021

testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

pendlise

(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.

"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"

pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008

pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

peedultery 

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

peedultery by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Chier une pendule 

Se plaindre exagérément pour pas grand chose, sans réelle raison apparente.

— Tu me saoule avec tes blagues pas drôle là, je rentre chez moi!
— Oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.

Chier une pendule by LeBen October 22, 2013

Chier une pendule 

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.

"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"

Chier une pendule by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014