Pendulite
My Friend has pendulite.
Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021
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testicular pendulitis
Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!
testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007
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Pendulite • Pendulity • testicular pendulitis • peedultery • pendlise • pendulating • pendulation • pendulimic • pendulumed • pondulate
pendlise
(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.
"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."
"It's time to pendlise!!"
"It's time to pendlise!!"
pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008
pondulate
1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time
2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.
2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.
peedultery
Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.
peedultery by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011
Chier une pendule
— Tu me saoule avec tes blagues pas drôle là, je rentre chez moi!
— Oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.
— Oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.
Chier une pendule by LeBen October 22, 2013
Chier une pendule
A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.
"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?
- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"
"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"
- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"
"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"
Chier une pendule by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014
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