Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

polluter

A mechanical device, usually a car engine, set up in your backyard that does nothing but emit pollution. Just so those people who don't drive can also participate in atmospheric destruction, like their neighbours.

Irate Neighbour: Hey what's that engine running for in your backyard, it's noisy and smelly, and it's giving my kids asthma!
Resident: Whoa! Cool off man! Thats just my polluter!

polluter by steveinakld July 31, 2012

dictionary polluter 

1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.

1. That person who wrote the definition inspiring this post was a dictionary polluter.

2. This site used to be funny years ago when it poked fun of a lot of things, but now its clogged up with teenie bop bullshit and is losing its entertainment value. Stupid dictionary polluters.

dictionary polluter by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

polmster 

The Exact opposite of a listermop. A loser which those who are wicked hate and ignore. People that always make fun of the goths or punks for being...different

Kid: man that dude sure is a polmster
Kid 2: yea... loser...

polmster by Misfitz December 7, 2006

Microphone Polluter  

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

Microphone Polluter by El Muneco May 7, 2009

British Polluters

The correct name for BP, an arrogant British company that likes the following activities;

(1) Ruining American Heritage
(2) Destroying American Coastlines
(3) Annihilating America's Beautiful Wildlife
(4) Lying to the American Congress
(5) Lying to the US President
(6) Getting away with murder
(7) Looking down on Americans and treating Americans like something they wiped off their "superior British" shoes

BP = BRITISH POLLUTERS. Arrogant, smug, racist and evil...so horrible....so British...

-Have you heard the latest about British Polluters. They've just destroyed the Louisana coastline and are lying to Congress.

-When I grow up, I want to work for British Polluters, so I can pollute America's coastlines and then lie about it...the british way.

British Polluters by JEFFERSONWOULDBEMAD May 28, 2010

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter 

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007