polmster 

The Exact opposite of a listermop. A loser which those who are wicked hate and ignore. People that always make fun of the goths or punks for being...different

Kid: man that dude sure is a polmster
Kid 2: yea... loser...

polmster by Misfitz December 7, 2006

polster

A person who post regularly on /pol/ The Politically Incorrect forum located on the popular website 4chan.

There goes another polster ranting off on /pol/

polster by NateBlank October 27, 2018

Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

Child Polester by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009

Polster

An uncircumcised penis.
A Polster is also another word for butthole.

Scott has Polster problems.

Polster by MCHamBusta July 12, 2019

pollstergeist 

(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.

Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.

pollstergeist by Mike November 4, 2020

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.

Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.

Polysterene Brown Management Theory by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021

Pomster

whatever your heart of heart thinks.

Wow thats a real pomster over there. just a goofy lil pomster.

Pomster by NOTpleasantpest April 17, 2023