Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

pollstergeist 

(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.

Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.

pollstergeist by Mike November 4, 2020

pillster 

Boyfriend thats dink

Gock: hey fig whats pillster doing
Fig: just being a dink as usual

pillster by Delilahdds August 1, 2023