polluter

A mechanical device, usually a car engine, set up in your backyard that does nothing but emit pollution. Just so those people who don't drive can also participate in atmospheric destruction, like their neighbours.

Irate Neighbour: Hey what's that engine running for in your backyard, it's noisy and smelly, and it's giving my kids asthma!
Resident: Whoa! Cool off man! Thats just my polluter!

polluter by steveinakld July 31, 2012

dictionary polluter 

1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.

1. That person who wrote the definition inspiring this post was a dictionary polluter.

2. This site used to be funny years ago when it poked fun of a lot of things, but now its clogged up with teenie bop bullshit and is losing its entertainment value. Stupid dictionary polluters.

dictionary polluter by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

Microphone Polluter  

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

Microphone Polluter by El Muneco May 7, 2009

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter 

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

facebook polluter

someone who does not belong on facebook. often resented by older facebook members for intruding. (aka middle school kids)

"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use

sam: damn, look at all these stupid facebook polluters!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!

facebook polluter by facebookgarbageman August 14, 2008

cooter polluter 

a dirty dick mother fucker who aint be protecting themselves ever

cooter polluter by Lenny From the Lot March 31, 2003

Wall Polluter 

n. a person who constantly comments/likes/posts anything on your Facebook page

Person 1 : Hey! did you see what Janna posted on Tristan's wall?

Person 2 : Yeah! She is such a Wall Polluter!

Wall Polluter by KomuPop March 22, 2013