Poketism

A type of autism that makes you obsessed with Pokémon

Luke: "Michael has severe Poketism, he won't stop talking about Pokémon"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"

by Danny Boy Drik Beer December 29, 2022

Poketivity

When there is a shit ton of Pokemon activity in one area in Pokemon GO.

The poketivity was off the hook at the park earlier. I caught so many Pokemans!

by Envenge July 22, 2016

The Poket

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water

The Poket is never filled.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

poket snake

A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.

"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"

by jozee May 9, 2006

Reverse pick-poketing

Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004