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pokeism is th religion of pokemon pokeists believe that arceus created the world and then the legendarys giving them something to command so as to keep the balance
pokeism by umbermeister November 14, 2011
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Poserism 

(n)A major world religion, committed to by all posers. Major god is Sean Maguire, aka:THE POSER, major customs include:1.poser rapping (praying) daily 2.always know that if not a poser Seans wrath will be upon you 3.ALWAYS without exeption say," Yo yo yo homie G."
Poserism was founded in 2005 AD by Sean Maguire.
Poserism by WTF April 25, 2005

Pokerish 

Almost Poker !

Not real poker as being defined .

Created , designed , and invented for the millions of wannabe , novice , beginner , casual , recreational , tourists , & millennial poker players worldwide .

The Next Resurgence in Poker Card Games since Texas Holdem Poker was Introduced .
I was playing a card game that was exciting , unique , and not boring . It was called NE2WIN Holdem Poker .

Definitely historic , 1st time ever in poker card game history you can keep your hole cards , and re-buy back into the hand anytime during the hand being played .

It was very Pokerish !
Pokerish by Qlingus_Pro April 23, 2018

Poketism 

A type of autism that makes you obsessed with Pokémon
Luke: "Michael has severe Poketism, he won't stop talking about Pokémon"
Danny Boy: "I agree, I'm so tired of him talking about it.. It's such a bad disease"
Khris: "Ooga booga"
Poketism by Danny Boy Drik Beer December 29, 2022

Pokexism 

A form of oppression that discriminates against those who aren't lovers of Pokemon.
Dude, you know that Dan is a Pokexist?
For real? Im never talking to him again!! Damn Pokexism!!!!!
Pokexism by NameIess__ March 27, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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