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pokensmot 

A dyslectic way of cloaking your intention to do some pot smoken.
After work, do you want to go over to Pokensmot's house?
pokensmot by Bob from Acoundemps November 24, 2007
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Pokenemonus Thegonus 

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."
Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

Pokemotorist 

People who play Pokemon Go while driving, thereby thwarting any social and exercise benefits of the game, while also putting themselves and others in harm's way. See also: lazy ass.
Who's that asshole going 15mph through downtown past all of the "town history" placards? I need to get to work!! Goddamn pokemotorist.
Pokemotorist by Lizbrella July 16, 2016

Pokènomotry 

Pokènomotry is the study of Pokèmon, and has been used since 1990 to help the great Japan game creators discover the rich history, Evolutions, Pokèmon names for the Pokèmon. The well known Pokènomotrist of Pallet Town Professor Oak, who was known for his great passion towards the great Pokèmon Trainer Ash, who he sent on a mission to catch all the Pokèmon that were known of at the time, however recent Pokènomotrist's have discovered there are more then 151 Pokèmon, however gamers weren't happy with this. After the discovery of the 2nd generation Pokèmon which has led to more discoveries towards the Pokèmon generations, Pokènomotrists have discovered there may be a 5th generations and are working on the history, evolutions, and names to see how they may connect. There are 8 badges you may be ranked by in Pokènomotry in badges, the more badges the more superior you are in Pokènomotry.
Hey Red, I just got my 6th badge in Pokènomotry!, Hey Ash, I've already got my 2nd badge in Pokènonomitry, good luck catching up!, I'm Brock! I hold the 1st badge of Pokènomotry, go ONYX!.
Pokènomotry by Linexe February 18, 2010

pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the [Pokemon] series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Pokénumpty 

A derogatory word to describe a player of Pokémon go who does dumb things like: walk off a cliff or into traffic, climb over fences and trespass on military property, disrespect war memorials and sacred grounds, drive into the back of police cars, etc., all to capture a virtual creature
Today, a Pokénumpty suffered serious injury when he got caught in the razor wire surrounding the prison trying to capture Pikachu who was seen in the exercise yard .

pokesmot 

Secret way to say 'smoke pot'; 'pig latin' for 'smoke pot'
"would you like to pokesmot?"
pokesmot by Carrie K May 28, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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