Pokeist

Someone who was a part of the Pokeist party, aka the UL, and went along with Pokes bullshit. Poke tried to kill all his political opponents

Man that guy Moonguy really is a pokeist.... no wonder he can’t win an election against a competent opponent

by JohnLP March 22, 2021

Pokeist

Someone who was a part of the Pokeist party, aka the UL, and went along with Pokes bullshit. Poke tried to kill all his political opponents

Man that guy Moonguy really is a pokeist.... no wonder he can’t win an election against a competent opponent

by JohnLP March 22, 2021

PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

by Your Mom July 12, 2004

pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

pokestevemon

A Canadian dude that wishes he was black.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.

He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"

(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)

2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."

by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008

Pokerstared

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.

I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.

by Roxyhound March 24, 2008

pokerstars

An online poker site full of bad beats from left to right. You will come in with the best hand, and some nub will get runner runner nuts. Then you end up putting more money on the site and say you wont let it happen again.

you are first to act and have AA and raise a good amount, everyone folds, big blind calls with 7 2 because hes a nub, flop is A 2 2, all the money goes in, and the river is a 2. "WOW, what a PokerStars hand!"

by Sergio R. February 12, 2006